oh we are SO marathoning this… it’s like Happy Tree Friends, except less cute and more badassery!
Also: it’s no secret that I am a HUGE fan of ManGlaze (the original matte nail polish) and that I’m not very happy with the new “matte” trend that all the big-name companies are putting out this season. I have a problem with wanting to be unique, and seeing ManGlaze in fucking SEPHORA was not something I was happy to see. In other news however, this advertisement is the BEST
It’s punny, it makes SO much sense, it’s simplistic both in layout and color, it’s unique, and it’s edgy. It goes perfectly with their image, and that is something no other matte polish (with the exception of KO- but they are more classy, less in your face) will be able to achieve. The tagline written in the nail-polish-esque font is a nice touch. And you can’t beat that bottle art. Two “fuggin ugly” thumbs up!
NOTE: To clarify, nail polish generally comes with two mixing balls or metal BBs =D
You are the fire on my apartment floor
Sixteen stories, I’d rather burn then fall
It isn’t fate that took us all by storm
It’s just the turn of a card…
Simply amazing. As usual.
[ Shippo-chan mauled a pastry at 04:22:45 (MDT) ]
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- - - - "we like sweets a lot, so give us all you got, and we'll stuff 'em in our bodies 'til they make out insides rot!" - - - -
We always joke about our friendship as a sort of dysfunctional relationship – since we are never actually single at the same time, and the fact that it would never work out because of the sheer height difference XD Seeing you was probably the best thing so far this summer, and it’s a bummer that we never actually get the chance to see each other. I’m glad that I worked the extra hours to be able to see you for two before you left. I’m feeling TONS better – good enough that yesterday’s emo-as-shit self pity post is now password protected.
I’ll miss you =( Until the next time we meet, then!
“EVADE!!!!!”
“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve looked at that tree and set it on fire in my mind. Really, instead of listening to you talk I just turn and *FOOSH!!!*”
“You don’t need a platform, you can pleasure me standing up.”
And even though he was the reason we even FOUND the quote “mandor’s balls” (reference from Great Book of Amber, in case anyone was wondering), I had to sit down and properly explain it to him today. And he loves it. I mean, who doesn’t? (READ THE BOOK ITS AWESOME)
If tomorrow night works out like planned, I will have fulfilled another one of my dreams. I’m scared to tell people about it in case that it doesn’t happen…
OHMYGOD I am excited. SO EXCITED. I’m jittery. Oh my gosh…
.Random:: "All of the girls I've ever liked drove stick." Why the hell are you telling me this? Get out of my car. I'm not interested., EDIT: now password protected - same, all caps no spaces
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SHIPPO-CHAN (also known as Asmodeus) is a eighteen-year-old ABT hailing from NorCal, but currently attending college in New York. She is an optimistic girlpenguin who refuses to shut up. She has many issues and tries to be nice all the time but when loses it - watch out. This site was created for the sole purpose of the ranting and raving that would not fit on the profile of this disturbed child penguin. Although she's a gullible and psychotic little midget, tickling her will drive her insane and she just might die one day at the sight of feathers. She's known for her obsession with various things, especially penguins, glomping, talking in the third person, and her insistence that N64 is much better than any other gaming system. This penguin is bent on taking over the world with the penguin army and its' allies. She hopes to move up one digit on August 10.
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The current layout, version 19, was launched on July 26, 2008, and features my inner carbivore on the rampage. The lyrics featured in the sidebar are from "Food Additive Song" by the Animaniacs. This layout was created by me, Shippo-chan, in Adobe Photoshop CS. The fonts used were Subway and Silkscreen. All brushes were created by me. Emoticons (if used) courtesy of boyis.com. The layout was hand-coded in EditPad Lite.
The layout was inspired by my inner carbivore because it has been starved of carbs in quite a while since my mother decided that I was fat and unhealthy XD It agrees with my mother that I need to eat healthier, but considering that most of my favorite foods are carbs, it's been pretty hard. All it wants is maybe a couple hundred pounds of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts, and the city has sent in the air force to try and control the problem, but since EVERYONE knows that carbivores are immune to bombs, large explosions, and flying shrapnel, they decided to bomb all the Krispy Kreme locations in the area instead. So now it's rampaging around, wreaking mass havoc and chaos upon some poor screaming children by stealing their sangwiches and ravioli while the Krispy Kreme burns (I can't draw flames to save my life) into a charred little heap of sadness. Please note the ACS TEAM[ONE}: Food for Life "serial killer" mascot that I threw in for good measure - wherever there is fire, he is there - roasting his marshmallow! Also, it is imperative that you as a reader remember that the carbivore has a heart, and that the only reason it's on the rampage was because it was hungry. Enjoy ^_^ (and please DO feed the carbivore!)
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